Put that in your pipe n smoke it.

So, I'm stoked. Not because I got to start my day off skating this rusty ass full pipe. But I'm actually updating my blog about skateboarding with these assholes.
Full pipes are fun, for about 10 minutes. Then after riding back n forth getting dizzy. The funs kinda over. I mean unless your Bob Burnquist and you do loops. thats gnarly as fuck.
But today was my first real outdoor sesh of the year. And I'm stoked it was warm and alotta fun. We skated some other spots. But I didn't take photos of them, cuz they wernt worth mentioning.... yet.

Enjoy. And leave thoughts n opions n shit fuckers.

Runnin' Wild

Last night ripped!

The Poison Arrows played with the Queers at the Grog Shop. Theyre so fuckin' good live. I had been looking forward to that show for a few months now. And definatley was not disapointed. So check theyre myspace. Find out when n where their playing!

After the Poison Arrows set, Megan & I boogied over to the Beachland Ballroom to see the Black Lips. We didnt wanna pay for any shows tonight, so we didnt. We walked past security. And as we're walking in I hear "hey, hey! stop!" We made it into the ballroom and dipped into the pit. The Black Lips suck live by the way. But the bartenders at the Beachland ruled. The shots the poured were gnarly. And when they asked to see my stamp, i showed them my stamp from the grog. And that is apparently good enough.

But that's all I have to say about last night. It was fun.

Leo put his on

I'd like to update my blog with more posts about skateboarding.
More so with a buncha no name punks I like to call my homies.
But this is just bonkers.



We've all seen bikes n rollerbladers go up rails for a while now. And we've seen random dudes go up little bitty rails.

GNAR BOOTS TO LEO

Retox

Here is the recipe to make me blackout.

Before the bar:

2 cans of joose

2 hours at the bar:

3 shots of yukon jack

3+ cans of sparks

I don't remember much of hour 2 and after. But I guess I'm a huge fan of pulling my pants down in the bar and in public. I'll scream and talk shit about whatever I want. I will drunk dial.

I told my girlfreind she was a one night stand. Repeatedly. I spent a good 10 minutes telling her how much I hated Tijuanas car. Then the car she was driving. While driving down the highway. I pulled it from drive into second gear.

While at home I tried to rip, literally rip all my clothes off. And I woke up naked next to my lady. Real confused.

All n all, it was a good night.

I hope theres more stories no one has told me yet.

Sink. Florida. Sink.

I'm home from Florida.

It was boring as fuck. But it was warm. The drinks were cold. The free outdoor skateparks were wack. Well around the Orlando area. Joose is sold at every gas station. Umm. Fuck. Thats about it.

Here's a picture that was emailed to me on my trip.

It's an ass. I got it from Pat he got it from Purple. It's her butt.

Enjoy. It aint nothin special. But I know my loyal readers, like tits ass n raging. This will have to suffice.

Bring on the spring, bring on the SHRED!