Texts from last weekend

I'm stealing the text message idea from Bsmitty. And it just so happens I am posting it on tuesday. Like he does. But this is more of a rip off of textsfromlastnight.com, rather thana collection of texts from the previous week. It's kinda like both.

These are from my weekend of drunk. Enjoy.

SATURDAY MAY 30
"I really wanted to see you last night. your party schedule just interferes with my work schedule"

"You got really upset with some guy on the phone. And you were trying to get his number from this girl that looked 13. When she wouldnt give it to you you hit her beer out of her hands"
"Yeah I had to calm you down. You lost almost every button on your shirt. I found one, and gave it to you. You thought I was giving ou drugs. lol"

"You made out with me"

SUNDAY MAY 31
"Oh god, text me back when your really drunk"

"Oh hey, you're a legit kisser"

"Don't take me seriously if I call you after 2am"

I don't know how often I'm gonna update this text thing again. when I looked thru my phone these ruled.