Put the Dot in tha Dot Com

I've been quoted on the bsmitty.com twitter.

"all i have to do is show my girl bsmitty.com and shes ripping her clothes off!" (it's true, I don't think it was the photo's of me. I think it was the photo's of Eric V ripping waaaaaaaaay hard. But I won't tell her that.)

But if you don't know who bsmitty is. I'll give you the low down.

First off, he's my BFF & lifepartner (no homo). He's the raddest photographer in the midwest. Maybe the world. I don't know, you don't know. He's commin up hot, with photo's in magazines left n right. An interveiw even!

But if you wanna see him come up even harder. Check out his site. BSMITTY DOT COM he's on this merch kick. So stop by his store. He's got everything! Stickers, buttons, Shirts, & even prints. I mean he dosent have all that in his store, but if you lurk his site hard enough you can find his email, and be like "duuuuuuuuuuude, hook me up with a print" or "duuuuuuuuuude, lemme getta sticker!"

Go there!

OH! Did I mention there is a free gift in every bsmitty dot com tee...

A subliminal message!

Peep the tee!

For Tijuana

HAHA!

I don't really think she smoked meth.

But just cuz Tijuana said to post this in my blog I am.

FTW!

And if black block from black block reads this. HA you gotta love Tijuana!

Pipe smoker

So here's a photo of myself doin a trick that is only half a trick. I dont know what to call it but Dog Piss. Not to be confused with the dog pisser air. Witch is way radder.

I think I might actually be up on 3 o'clock in the fullpipe. Witch I'm kinda actually pretty stoked on.

What I am not stoked on, is the fact that last night was Sunday night. And I went out to bside like usual. And I stayed sober. I had on drink. I am so over this being broke shit. I have an interveiw thing today at some upscale bar in downtown Cleveland. Maybe they want a scumbag bartender. Who knows. We'll find out. I'll keep you posted just like bsmitty.com does. He posts. So check him out every the fuck day!

Put that in your pipe n smoke it.

So, I'm stoked. Not because I got to start my day off skating this rusty ass full pipe. But I'm actually updating my blog about skateboarding with these assholes.
Full pipes are fun, for about 10 minutes. Then after riding back n forth getting dizzy. The funs kinda over. I mean unless your Bob Burnquist and you do loops. thats gnarly as fuck.
But today was my first real outdoor sesh of the year. And I'm stoked it was warm and alotta fun. We skated some other spots. But I didn't take photos of them, cuz they wernt worth mentioning.... yet.

Enjoy. And leave thoughts n opions n shit fuckers.

Runnin' Wild

Last night ripped!

The Poison Arrows played with the Queers at the Grog Shop. Theyre so fuckin' good live. I had been looking forward to that show for a few months now. And definatley was not disapointed. So check theyre myspace. Find out when n where their playing!

After the Poison Arrows set, Megan & I boogied over to the Beachland Ballroom to see the Black Lips. We didnt wanna pay for any shows tonight, so we didnt. We walked past security. And as we're walking in I hear "hey, hey! stop!" We made it into the ballroom and dipped into the pit. The Black Lips suck live by the way. But the bartenders at the Beachland ruled. The shots the poured were gnarly. And when they asked to see my stamp, i showed them my stamp from the grog. And that is apparently good enough.

But that's all I have to say about last night. It was fun.

Leo put his on

I'd like to update my blog with more posts about skateboarding.
More so with a buncha no name punks I like to call my homies.
But this is just bonkers.



We've all seen bikes n rollerbladers go up rails for a while now. And we've seen random dudes go up little bitty rails.

GNAR BOOTS TO LEO

Retox

Here is the recipe to make me blackout.

Before the bar:

2 cans of joose

2 hours at the bar:

3 shots of yukon jack

3+ cans of sparks

I don't remember much of hour 2 and after. But I guess I'm a huge fan of pulling my pants down in the bar and in public. I'll scream and talk shit about whatever I want. I will drunk dial.

I told my girlfreind she was a one night stand. Repeatedly. I spent a good 10 minutes telling her how much I hated Tijuanas car. Then the car she was driving. While driving down the highway. I pulled it from drive into second gear.

While at home I tried to rip, literally rip all my clothes off. And I woke up naked next to my lady. Real confused.

All n all, it was a good night.

I hope theres more stories no one has told me yet.

Sink. Florida. Sink.

I'm home from Florida.

It was boring as fuck. But it was warm. The drinks were cold. The free outdoor skateparks were wack. Well around the Orlando area. Joose is sold at every gas station. Umm. Fuck. Thats about it.

Here's a picture that was emailed to me on my trip.

It's an ass. I got it from Pat he got it from Purple. It's her butt.

Enjoy. It aint nothin special. But I know my loyal readers, like tits ass n raging. This will have to suffice.

Bring on the spring, bring on the SHRED!