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Dong Bong

Jeff P had a BBQ at his place in Kent Monday night. Wreak Havok! showed up with this band from NorCal All Teeth. They brought the dong bong, witch they stole from a frat. We stayed up til almost Beer Oclock. It was a good time. Check those bands out if ya aint got nothin to do!

Rocket Power

Saturday!

Happy Birthday Doost

Last night Doost made it to 22. He suffered mega liver damage. And I don't know what happened after we left the bar. Hopefully something better than FUCK on his forehead!

Smoke Break No Complys

Totally Sketchy!!!

I left my BK in bsmittys car

some things

Here is 2 things that should never be purchased together.


Condoms.
& Liquid Wart Remover.




I Purchased them both due to my overwhelming love for sexual intercourse.
And my overwhelming hatred for the wart on the bottom of my foot.



Then this decent looking babe comes up behind me, and proceeds to whisper to the man she was with I'm assuming about my purchase. . I winked at her. She loved it.

Megan got a sweet bike off craigslist. And we took a trek on the bike trail from Oberlin to Elyria. Then in typical girl style, she started her period so we couldn't go all the way. But we went elsewhere. And it was alot of fun. I'm setting the post time of this post to 12pm on 5/6/09 at this time I am supposed to go on another bike ride from Kipton to Elyria. Well as of right now, it's 10:41pm on cinco de mustache, and I'm kinda drunk, and I'm waiting on this chick. So I'm kinda doubting this whole bike ride thing. I havent had a sober's night sleep since.... I wanna say last thursday. And I'm lacking lotsa motivation. Except for the whole blog thing. Cuz I just came up on a new digicam. So I don't have to take annoying phone pics. Oh well. I'm gonna shit shower n shave. Have fun reading this tomorrow.

Vanilla

When I wear white socks.
I feel like Micheal Jackson.

Just beat it!

pay to play

I've lived in LaGrange on the regular for pretty much almost 8 years. Well in the same apartment atleast. And I frequent Conveinent daily. Sometimes on a multiple level. And I have never ever, ever! Seen anyone use this pay phone. I wish he woulda been having an argument.
But instead I'm going to make up what I think the conversation was about.

He's kinda got a bummed look on his face. I think he was talking to his wife, whom witch either left him for another man. Or caught him with his mistress and/or hooker from Bugsy's. Then turned his cellphone from 1999 off. Forcing him to call n pleade for her to take her back.