some things

Here is 2 things that should never be purchased together.


Condoms.
& Liquid Wart Remover.




I Purchased them both due to my overwhelming love for sexual intercourse.
And my overwhelming hatred for the wart on the bottom of my foot.



Then this decent looking babe comes up behind me, and proceeds to whisper to the man she was with I'm assuming about my purchase. . I winked at her. She loved it.