I just want to start this off with an apology.

Jarrett Ward. Sorry for slacking, sorry for my lack of nakedness and other acts of awesome. Please accept my apology and keep me bookmarked.

So last night, at Evolution Skatepark. I saw the one and only Patrick Odell from your favorite internet TV show Epicly Later'd. The skatopia dudes were there. And I think it had something to do with as to why Mr. Odell was there. I was star struck. I wish I snapped a lurker photo of him. But I didnt. Bummed.

Speaking of pictures. Here's some babe cleavage. I took this while she was looking. Thanks Sandi!

OH! So I'm readin this interveiw over at shake junt. Here's a little something I relate to....

"RENO: I'VE NOTICED THAT YOU'VE TAKEN A LIKING TO THIS DELICIOUS MALT BEVERAGE CALLED "JOOSE". HOWS IT BEEN TREATIN YA?
BEAGLEoneISM: HOLY SHIT! JOOSE IS THE BUCKEST DRINK I'VE COME ACROSS! I HAVE A HABIT OF DRINKIN IT WHILE IM DRIVING, CUZ ITS AN ENERGY DRINK AND I LOVE THAT NEXT LEVEL OF BUCKNESS! RECENTLY I HAVE DISCOVERED I ONLY BLACKOUT WHEN I DRINK "JOOSE" WHICH CAUSES ME TO BREAK SHIT AND FIGHT WITH MY GIRL... IM CUTTIN BACK ON IT A LIL, BUT "JOOSE" IS THE FUCKIN SHIT!!!" ""

I relate to the blackout-ness

And I think thats about it. I'm leaving for FL in the morning. Gypsy style. I gotta hundred bux, and a weeks worth of livin to do. If I get broke send me money!

Advertising

So I'm watchin this video from the berrics, and Buttery Ass Donavian is talkin about advertising. Well hell. I'll just link up the vid.

So I pulled out all the money I had in my pocket. And got my advertising on. So, this is what you should do. Pull out all your money and a marker. Write gnarboot.blogspot.com and go spend that shit somewhere. Spend it at your local skateshop your local skatepark or your favorite bar. And repeat.

I'm spending mine @ MONSTER JAM tomorrow! With my first valentines date in years. Isn't that romantic?

Last sunday, sunday, sunday

Last sunday. The goal for my night was to do something I regret.

Well I can't remember a thing that I did.

Here's the comments on myspace I recieved on monday. Tijuana explains alot about my night. And then we havea AIM conversation between Jeff P. and myself.

I heard alot about my night from Jessica. But Tijuana summed it up, and I'm too lazy to go into more detail.

fashion

You know whats the latest trend?

Milfs. Yeah Milfs. We all love them.

Ya know what else is cool. Deep V tees. Mullets. Vests. Pinstripe hoodies.

Highlighted hair. Surfer sign language.

And many more things that you can't play i spy with in this picture. This is from last Saturday, from the fashion show Sadie G was in. I look incredibly sober in this picture. But I had already spilled 2 drinks.

It's 8pm, Im drinking Joose. And getting loose. Tonights bside. I love tonight. It seems like every weeks some sort of bad decision is made there. Well I'm making it before I go. Im doin it big this week. 3 cans of Joose before I go. I hope I dont remember who I make out with tonight.

The goal for everyone that reads this, is to do something you'll regret. Then tell me about it. Comment this, email it to me timworthen@gmail.com or hit me up on myspace. The best story will go with mine. Deal? You fuckin won't. I mean I know only like 3 people are loyal readers. So you 3 do something!

somethin else

Ya know, I've always hated on scooter kids. But I was lurking the Focus Mag. And they posted this video.


REviseddd TPC part from matt mckeen on Vimeo.

This is one of the more insane things I have ever saw. If all scooterers shredded like this, I'd have no problem.

Doooooooooooooooooooooost

Not even a half hour in the car n Doost has to make a piss stop.

Sorry you can't see the pee stream, I was alittle excited to take this.
Okay, actually I was freezing.

Field Minding

Mind Field. Amazing skateboard video. I won't ruin it for anyone that wasnt there. But goddamn, I want to. I will ruin this tho. Heath Kirchart. In the credits. In the thank you section. Heath Kirchart thanks. "Nobody." Heath is gnarly as fuck.

So I woke up today in a bit of a scamper. It was 11am, and I had stayed up til 5 am "hangin out". 11am rolls around. Jeff Smeff calls me to inform me he's not going. So I have to rush to get ready, to pick up Doost in Avon Lake and go meet up with Chad & Mark in Strongsville to roll out to Dayton. After driving half way to Doost's and realizing I brought no money, turning around and all the other time that was spent in a car today. I don't wanna be in one again for a long while. I hate cars. Hate em.

But in my scamper to get ready, I still managed to check out my myspace. Low n behold there was this glorious comment on my page. that won't resize right so you can read it without clicking it. But click it.

But if Nick tell's me more sweet somethings I wanna hear, I'm bailing. I'm over Ohio right now. I needs to see the west coast. BTW check out the Band. ICARUS LANDING. Rock n f'n Roll!

ONE DAY AWAY!

WHO'S READY FOR SOME KIRCHART CURTAINS!?

If your goin, lemme know we'll sneak beers in together!

friday pix

Since I'm conceited and narcissistic I'm only posting pictures of myself. You can go to http://fuckbmx.com/ for the rest of these.

Whats your opinion on...

Well there was lotsa partying this weekend. Pat was staying in Kent for the weekend. So I raged there with all kindsa dudes n babes. Woke up feelin pretty shitty, but that went away a few hours later.
Saturday, I went to "A night in paris" a fashion show Sadie G was in. I went there with Tijuana, we met up with bsmitty.Bsmitty went home early, cuz loud nightclubs just aint his thing. Tijuana went to a party in Kent to hang out with Pat. And I stayed n got shitbag wasted. The intro to that youtube video has to do with that. And it has to do with sunday morning.

I woke up sunday morning unable to swallow. My throat was practically swollen shut. I was supposed to skate chenga57 with bsmitty & jeff smeff and several others. But I was sick. They didnt believe me. They do now. But this intro. Hilarious. the ending too.

I apologize to everyone I got sick, or may have got sick this weekend. If your throat hurts, its prolly strep and you should see a doctor. I mean it could be worse, it could be HPV.... Right Pat. hahahah.